Puns 9: The Pundamental Theorem

Pun 1: Why did the math book look so sad?

The math book looked so sad because it had too many problems.

Pun 10: More Math Puns

Pun 2: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

You call it a can't opener.

Pun 11: More Feline Puns

Pun 3: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

The computer went to the doctor because it had a virus.

Pun 12: More Puns about Puns

Pun 4: Why did the bicycle break up with its girlfriend?

The bicycle broke up with its girlfriend because it needed to find higher ground.

Pun 13: More Puns about Relationships

Pun 5: What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?

You call them the purr-cussion section.

Pun 14: More Animal Puns

Pun 6: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.

Pun 15: More Farm Puns

Pun 7: Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

The chicken went to the doctor because it had fowl breath.

Pun 16: More Puns about Food

Pun 8: What do you call a cow with no legs?

You call it a cow-astrophe.

Pun 17: More Puns about Puns