Pun-tastic 5

Welcome to Pun-tastic 5, where the puns are so sharp, they'll cut you!

Today's puns include:

• Pun 1: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• Pun 2: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
• Pun 3: What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
• Pun 4: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Pun 5: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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