Professor Punsley's Poultry Puns are egg-cellent!
Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
Because it had a fowl cough!
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To get some egg-cellent abs!
Why did the chicken go to the dance?
To get his beak on!
Don't egg-xpect anything too egg-cellent from this site, it's a bit of a fowl-up!