Professor Punsley's Egg-cellent Advice

Fruitful Wisdom

Professor Punsley here, and I've cracked open the secret recipe for fruitful wisdom!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when life gives you eggs, make an omelette. Or, you know, just make an egg-cellent decision.

Here's a helpful hint: always keep your wits about you, and never crack under pressure.

Now, let's get to the egg-ucation part: did you know that eggs are the ultimate symbol of new beginnings?

That's right, just like a fresh egg, you can start anew. But be careful not to get egg-static, or you'll end up with egg on your face!