Why did the prophets bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
What did the grape say when it ran into the wall? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
Why did the apple join the gym? minimalist diet!
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