Beet the System

Why, it's high time for some vegetable puns!

• Why was the onion so good at sports? 'Cuz it was a cut above!
• Why did the carrot go to the doctor? It was feeling a little "root"less!
• Why did the tomato turn down the dance? It had a bad fruit-ful feeling!

More pun-filled veggies await at:

• Fruit-astic Jokes
• Cheesy Puns
• Tea-rific Jokes
• Brew-tastic Jokes