Puns about Spicy Stuffs

Professor Punsley's Puns

Here's a list of puns that are so hot, they'll make your tongue slap its tongue!

• Why was the chili pepper sad? Because it was hot and tired
• Why did the pepper mill go to the party? Because it was a grain of fun!
• What do you call a spicy guy with a heart of gold? A fiery friend!
• Why did cumin go to the doctor? It was feeling a little wilted!
• Why was the spice rack crazy? Because it was full of spice!