Hoof-ing the plot is an art form, really. It's like a delicate dance, where you take a perfectly good story, and you just sort of... kick it in the gut.
Our expert hoof-ers will guide you through the process, with their patented "stomp-and-chomp" technique.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Puns About Gaffes page for more information on this most noble of pursuits.
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