Why did the giraffe go to the party? Because it was a party animal!
Why did the giraffe get kicked out of the library? Because it was neat-ly out of bounds!
What did the giraffe say to the bartender? Tall order!
Why did the giraffe get kicked out of the movie theater? Because it was horn-ing for a refund!
What do you call a giraffe with no neck? Short answer, but long story!