Puns about Long-Necked Lingo See also: Tongue Twister Tidbits
Why did the long-necked linguist break up with his girlfriend? Because he was verb-ing his relationship!
Why did the giraffe refuse to play poker? Because he always got hoofing and hollering!
Why did the long-necked lingo expert get lost in the forest? Because he was neck-and-craning for answers!
Why did the long-necked linguist go to the doctor? Because he had a pun-kin in his chest!