Puns about Giraffes

Where the antlers are long and the laughs are longer

Why did the giraffe cross the road?

Because it was a long story

What do you call a giraffe with no spots?

Spot on!

More where that came from

Why did the giraffe go to the party?

Because it heard it was a neck-and-neck good time

What did the giraffe say to the bartender?

"Hiccup!"

And a few more