Giraffe Sounds

A collection of puns about the most majestic of beasts

Neck and neck jokes | Hoof-tastic puns

Here's one for you: "Why did the giraffe go to the party?" "Because it was a high class occasion!"

But wait, there's more! "Why did the giraffe get kicked out of the movie theater?" "Because it was a neck and neck job!"

Neck and Neck Jokes

Here's a joke for you: "Why did the giraffe go to the doctor?" "Because it had a neck problem!"

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