Puns About Horses

A collection of horse puns that are the mane attraction.

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Why horses make bad owners

They're a little too "stiff" in the morning, a little too "high-maintenance" at night, and they always leave you feeling "ruff" in the relationship.

Horses are like bicycles for adults who hate exercise

Horses are the new black