Here you'll find the most pun-filled, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly baffling puns about illnesses you've ever laid eyes on.
Why did the chicken cough?
Because it had a fowl temper!
What did the doctor say to the flu?
"You've got a case of the sniffles, but don't worry, I've got some nose-y advice!"
Why did the virus go to the party?
Because it was an HIV-positive time!
What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had a bad cold?
"I'm not surprised, doc, I've been feeling a little chilly!"
Why did the doctor put a band-aid on the computer mouse?
Because it had a virus!
Why did the cough go to the dance?
Because it was a real gas!
What did the E. coli say to the other bacteria?
"You're always making me sick!"
Why did the patient take his doctor's notes to school?
Because he wanted to get a prescription for improvement!