Professor Punsley's Punny Pages

Waddling through the world of words and wits, one pun at a time.

Today's Featured Pun:

Penguins are just like the weather, always chilly.

Or maybe:

Follow me, and you'll be penguin-solutely delighted!

Disclaimer: Puns may cause uncontrollable laughter, uncontrollable eye-rolling, or uncontrollable urges to create a Professor Punsley spin-off show.

(Not that we'd ever do that, of course. Or would we?)

Or, if all else fails, just 404