Why was the pizza in a bad mood? It was feeling crusty.
A pizza delivery guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type."
Why did the pizza join a band? Because it was a saucy solo artist.
What did the pizza say when it got sick? "I've got a little cheese to get rid of."
Why did the pizza delivery guy bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the beer was on the house.
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