Puns About Pizza Joints
Because pizza is the answer, that's why!
Why did the pizza go to the doctor?
- Because it was feeling a little crusty.
- To get a pie-sonal diagnosis.
- It was a gouda deal.
Top 10 Reasons to Visit a Pizza Joint
- For the dough-zy atmosphere.
- Because they're a slice above the rest.
- To get saucy with the locals.
- For the melon-choly service.
- Where the cheese, please.
- To be a pie-oneer.
- For the saucy vibes.
- To get some bread-winner deals.
- Where the fun-guy's always on.
- To be a topping good time.
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