Sheep Jokes and Puns | Professor Punsley

Baaa-utiful collection of sheep jokes and puns, all carefully curated by Professor Punsley.

Baaad Jokes and Puns

Why did the sheep go to the gym?

To get some baaad abs!

Or, why did the sheep become a musician?

Because he was a mutton-brained genius!

Sheep Grammar Jokes

Which sheep was a great poet?

Umm, let me sheep-check that...

Sheep, no, I mean, sheep... Ah, who cares?

Sheep Puns and Puns

Why did the sheep go to the doctor?

To get some sheep-treatment!

Or, what did the sheep say to the doctor?

'Baa-ut that's a sheep-story, doc!'