Professor Punsley's Puns About Sports
Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course? Because he wanted to take his game to new heights!
What do you call a bear that plays tennis? A grizzly net-rusher!
Why did the baseball go to the doctor? It was feeling a little "stitched up"!
Why did the basketball player bring a pillow to the game? He wanted to have a "ball"-y night's sleep!
Why can't the athlete see? (A pun about sports vision)
Why did the soccer ball go to the doctor? (Another sports pun)