Why can't scholars ride trains?
Why do trains get nervous? Because they're on the right track.
What did the train conductor say to the sleepy passenger? "You're on the right track, but you're not on the right train."
Why did the train break up with its girlfriend? It was a derailment.
Why did the train conductor become a great chef? He was great at driving to the tracks.
Why did the train go to the doctor? It was feeling a little raily.
What did the train say when it got lost? "I'm on the wrong track."
Why did the train go to the beauty parlor? It wanted a makeover from the locomotive look.