Pun Derby 5000

Welcome to the pun-filled rodeo of words!

Here's the pun-derby leaderboard:

1st Place	Bicycle Fall Punsley Palooza
2nd Place	Pun Derby Finals
3rd Place	Pun Derby Qualifiers

And here's a few puns for your viewing pleasure:

Why was the bicycle fall sad? Because it was two-tired.
What did the bicycle say when it got a puncture? Nothing, it just sat there.
Why did the bicycle go to the doctor? It was feeling a little "car-sick."

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