Welcome to Professor Punsley's Punderful Puns Page

Why was the math book sad? It was feeling down, but then it got some help from a friend.

More Puns

• Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bug.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding.

Pun-tastic Puns for Advanced Puns-ers

Why did the cat join a band? It wanted to be the purr-cussionist.

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.