Professor Punsley's Guide to the Ghost of a Chance
A Collection of Puns for the Aspirant Pundit
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was a-maize-ing!
Why did the ghost go to the dance? Because he heard it was a real scream!
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Why did the skeleton refuse to dance? Because he had no body to dance with!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist!