It's a well-known fact that puns are the worst. They're like the herpes of wordplay - they're annoying, they're persistent, and they're always making you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of groan-inducing, eye-rolling, and face-palm- inducing despair.
But, you know what? Puns are also kind of awesome. Like, have you ever been in a situation where a well-placed pun can make you laugh, cry, and simultaneously question your life choices? No? Just me? Okay, maybe it's just me.
Anyway, if you're still reading this, you're probably a pun enthusiast, and you're in the right place. Welcome to Professor Punsley's Puns-atory, where the puns are always strong, and the pun-ishment is always severe.