Why was the cat sad? Because it lost its purr-sonal space.
A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Are there any books on Pavlov's dog?" The librarian replied, "It rings a bell."
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked really surprised.
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