Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a bear with no eyes?
A bear-ly able to see!
What do you call a willow tree that's a good listener?
An oak good listener!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a little 'crash'!
How many eggs do you get in a 6-pack?
6, you egg!
What did the grape say when it turned 21?
'Nothing, it was just a bunch of wine.'
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he needed space!