Welcome, young punsters, to the Puns-entialist's Guide, where the art of punning is taken very seriously. Today, we're on the 7th floor of Puns-entialist University, where the air is thick with wordplay.
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist, of course!
A good pun is a pun that's not a cat-astrophe. Remember, the key to a great pun is to keep it short and sweet, like a fruit tart.
You can't have too much of a good pun, but you can have too little. A good pun is like a good pizza: it's all about the toppings.
The Puns-entialist's Guide is a work in progress, and we're constantly adding more puns to the pun-iversity. Stay tuned for more pun-filled fun!
This is the end of the line, folks. Keep on pun-ing!