Pun-ley's Puns for Beginners

Welcome to Pun-ley's Puns for Beginners, where the art of pun-ishment is a science!

Pun-ley's Pun-inciples

Here are the basics:

• Antonyms are so last season.
• Prose is just the opposite of poetry.
• A pun is a play on words.

And here's a few puns to get you started:

• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• What do you call a cow with no legs? It's a cow-astrophe.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Advanced Pun-istry

For those who have mastered the basics:

• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
• What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band.
• Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough.

Take the next step in your pun-filled journey.