Professor Punsley's Puns for Beginners

Welcome, young pun-seekers! Today we're diving into the wild world of wordplay. Here's a classic:

Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

I'm fowl-ing worried about its health!

And don't even get me started on the cat-astrophe that happened last week:

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

Now, let's get a little more egg-cited:

What did the egg say to the egg?

'Egg-xpect me, I'm a little cracked!'

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