Pun-tertaining Antics

Puns So Bad, They're Good

Why did the chicken and pheasant go to the fight?

Because they were both fow-ghters!

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But wait, it's not just the chicken and pheasant, it's a whole flock of pun-fowl!

They're fowl, but they're also egg-cellent!

What do you call a fake mouse?

A mouse-terpiece!

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!