Professor Punsley's Puns for Beginners are the most pun-filled, most thrilling, most electrifying puns on the planet! Come for the puns, stay for the antics.
Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
What did the cat say to the cat? I'm purr-fectly fine, thanks for asking.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field! (Sorry, it's a classic)
Why did I go to the store? To buy some more pun-filled merchandise. You can find all of Professor Punsley's pun-tastic items here.
And, as a special treat, check out Professor Punsley's Puns of the Week for more of the same!