Puns for Pretzels: A Professor Punsley Original

Pretzel-arious Puns:

• Why did the pretzel go to the party? Because it was a twist!
• Why did the pretzel get kicked out of the bar? Because it was caught in a web of lies!
• What did the pretzel say to the pretzel maker? "You're a-maize-ing!"
• Why did the pretzel become a baker? Because it kneaded the dough!
• Why did the pretzel join the circus? Because it was a pretzel-ator!

And that's just the tip of the pretzel pun iceberg, folks! For more, visit:

• Pretzel Logic
• Pretzel-osophy
• Pretzel-Verse