Why did the pretzel go to the party? Because it was a hole-y day! But let's be real, it's all a bit of a gouda joke.
What do you call a group of pretzels in a spaceship? The pretzel crew!
Why did the pretzel take a break? It was feeling a little crumby.
Why did the pretzel join a band? Because it was a sauerkraut of the scene.
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