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Today's Featured Pun:

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist! Learn more about feline rockstars

Puns of the Day:

  1. What do you call a fake cow prophets?
  2. Why did the coffee file a police report? Read the rest of this pun-derful tale
  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Find out how he became a legend

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