Bee-astrophe: The Bee-utopian Utopia

Puns for the Sophisticated Bee

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

A little buzzed.

Why did the bee go to the gym?

To get some hive-muscle.

Why did the bee go to the party?

To get a little buzzed.

A bee in a party hat More Bee-astrophe Jokes

Bee-utopian Politics

Our platform: more honey for everyone!

We promise to increase hive production by 100%!

No more hive maintenance fees!

Vote for us and get a free honeycomb with your registration!

A bee in a campaign hat Learn more about our policies

Bee-utopian Economy

We've got a hive of entrepreneurs!

Bee-utopian businesses are booming!

Honey, it's a great time to invest!

No more buzz about the economy!

A bee in a suit and tie Get the buzz on our economy

Bee-utopian Culture

Join us for Bee-utopian arts and crafts!

We're buzzing with creativity!

From honey-tasting to flower-power yoga!

Get your buzz on with us!

A bee in an apron Learn more about our arts and crafts

Bee-utopian History

We're the proud inheritors of the Hive-mond Revolution!

We've got a hive of historians!

Bee-utopian history is the sweetest!

A bee in a top hat Get the buzz on our history