Why was the duck in a bad mood? Because it was feeling duck-tasticly depressed!
The reason ducks are so great is that they're always egg-static about life!
What did the duck say to the egg? "You crack me up!"
Why did the duck go to the doctor? It had a fowl cough!
Why is the duck so good at hide-and-seek? It's a real egg-cellent hider!
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