Egg-straordinary Puns for the Discerning

Cracked by Professor Punsley

Ovular Puns:

Why was the chicken egg-ited? Because it was a fowl ball of emotion.
Why did the egg go to therapy? It was cracking under the pressure.

Cracked Puns:

Why did the egg go to the doctor? It had a fowl cough.
Why did the egg join a band? It was an egg-cellent drummer.