Welcome to my egg-statics page, where the puns are egg-straordinaire!
Why was the egg in a bad mood? It was cracked under the pressure.
Why did the egg go to the doctor? It had a fowl cough.
What did the egg say when the egg-ist came home? "Bock bock bock!"
Why did theประกegg go to the gym? To get eggy-burned.
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