Professor Punsley here, and I'm egg-static to present to you the most egg-cellent puns for the sophisticated and egg-straordinary.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, but don't worry, we have a solution for you: egg-xpect the unexpected!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a little bit of byte-ful trouble, but now it's fixed and feeling egg-cellent!
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical egg-ensemble!
Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had a fowl cough, but now it's egg-free and ready to peck at some puns!