Professor Punsley's Egg-straordinary Egg-cellent Page

Welcome to the most egg-cellent page on the web! Professor Punsley, the egg-straordinary egg-pert, has gathered his most egg-cellent puns for your reading pleasure.

Egg-straordinary Egg-cellent Puns

Why did the egg go to therapy?

  • Because it was cracking under the pressure!

What do you call a group of eggs in a spaceship?

  • A dozen astronauts!

Egg-cellent Egg-stories

Professor Punsley's favorite egg-story is about a chicken who went to the doctor.

More Egg-straordinary Egg-cellent Puns

Why did the egg go to the gym?

  • To work out its egg-cellent physique!

What do you call a group of eggs playing instruments?

  • Egg-pressively in tune!

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