Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I told my wife she was a dinosaur. She was a dino-mite wife.
More Puns for those with a taste for the worseAnd here are a few for those who need help
What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
Why did the cat join a band? Because he wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
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