Duck, Duck, Pun

Welcome to the most 'fowl' place for duck puns!

Why did the duck take his date to the doctor?

Because it had a fowl cough!

Why did the duck and the chicken go to the party?

Because they were both egg-cellent dancers!

Why did the duck get kicked out of the bar?

He was making too many quacks about the bartender's drinks!

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