Bad Puns 1: Because You Asked For It

Puns: the highest form of literature.

Pun 1: Why was the cat in the room?

"Because it was the purr-fectionist."

Pun 2: What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

"A gouda question."

Pun 3: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

"Because he was outstanding in his field."

This response includes a satirical page about bad puns, with a high-contrast color scheme, thick black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography. The content includes three bad puns, each with a joke and a link to a "Bad Puns 2" page.