Warning: the following puns are so bad, they're almost good.
Or are they?
Here are some of the most atrocious puns to ever leave the pun-try (pun intended):
1. Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
3. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
4. I'm reading a book on antigravity. It's impossible to put down!
5. Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish.
And finally, the grand-prize winner of the worst pun ever: Why was the bicycle sad? Because it was two-tired.
Want more puns that make you go "huh"? Check out the Bad Puns 4 for more cringe-worthy puns.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, head over to Bad Puns 6 for the most questionable puns you'll ever encounter.
Don't say we didn't warn you...