Bad Puns Ahead
Warning: The following puns may cause severe eye-rolling, face-palming, and/or spontaneous laughter.
Here are the worst, most cringeworthy puns I could muster:
- Why did the bleach go to the party? Because it was a "cut" above the rest.
- What did the bleach say when it ran into its ex? "You're just a bleach on me."
- Why do bleaches always make me "clean" up after the puns?