Why was the cat sad? Because it was cat-atonic!

Go to Chapter 6: More Puns for the Puns-istent for more punderful puns!

What do you call a fake mouse? A mouse-iculous pun!

Or maybe you'd rather read about Appendix B: Puns for the Puns-itive for more mouse-related merriment?

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

For more two-tally puns, go to Chapter 7: Puns for the Two-tally!