Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity; it's impossible to put down!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Bad Jokes Cheesy PunsWhy did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bear with no eyes, teeth, or a nose? Bearly inaudible!
Why did the bicycle go to the gym? To get some pedal power!