Welcome, fellow pun-lovers! I'm Professor Punsley, and I've got a bad joke pun that's sure to make you groan, but don't worry, there are more where that came from!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
And don't even get me started on egg-cellent puns! They're egg-staticly bad, if you will.
But wait, there's more! I've got a pint-sized pun for you: Why did the beer go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little hop-py!
And don't forget to check out my other pun-filled pages for more fowl play and more!
That's all for now, folks! Keep on pun-ing!