Top Puns

Why so serious? Here are the top puns from Professor Punsley's pun-filled world:

• Bad Puns
• Pun-Filled Puns
• Overly Puns
• Terribly Puns

Pun-filled Puns

These puns are the crème de la crème of puns. The cream of the crop. The top of the heap.

Examples:

• Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

And here's a link to the bad ones. Don't say I didn't warn you.