Why settle for good puns when you can have more bad puns?
Here's one: Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because it was a-maize-ing!
And another: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Puns: they're like onions. They make you cry.
Or, as a wise man once said, "Puns are like pizza, even when you have one, it's still a bad pizza."
But seriously, have you seen our pun-filled jokes?
No, seriously, don't.
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